Kevin, I cannot think of a better description than "Sad Little Crab Cake." It's the first time I've ever felt sorry for a piece of food. Corey, thank you for posting the picture. And DB, love the (unhidden) Mickey!
You almost want to write a story about it that has a happy ending; maybe the Sad Little Crab Cake gets sent back to the kitchen in disgrace -- it's not his fault, he's not bad, he's just cooked that way -- and by some lucky chance he meets Patty Parsley, Andre Haricots-Verts, and Harry Hollandaise and the four of them together escape the clutches of the evil tyrant Canisius Coral Reef and have wonderful adventures together over at Chefs de France.
Of course the CGI animators from Ratatouille would have to unlearn everything they know about how to make food look good, at least for the beginning part of the movie.